Can someone please drink wine with me and then tie me up with rope and spank me and choke me and call me a dirty slut and then rub my butt and pet my hair and buy me candy and colour with me and make me tea and watch Batman movies with me and then give me a full body massage? Thanks.

(via you-had-me-at-bacon)


you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?